The Psalms

A narcoleptic yokel on software and culture.

A broken Mazda RX-7, that lived in a shed on the family farm, was David Blue's first real experience with a car. Years later he got to try out a living, working example of the same car – and, unlike Max Prince previously found, loved it.Speedmonkey Matt

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South Korea is poised to take Japan's place in the American market.

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2013 Mazda MX-5 - Full

As we bid farewell to the Miata’s third-generation, sizing up its top trim summarizes its legacy.

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America's favorite drivetrain is not ideal.

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This is actually a somewhat functional page. If you've arrived here, it'd better be for [**development purposes**](https://github.com/extratone/chaff) *only* or i will tell Chuck Snowden abt u.

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Over the past few months, I've started several Posts for this blog regarding Twitter, its properties, and its recent feature addition frenzy which I'll probably never finish. I finished the first and narrowest one: my Tweetbot 6 “review,” but the (debatably) most important one – highlighting how irresponsibly and distastefully Twitter butchered Periscope and built Spaces atop its technology – would make less and less sense as time goes on. I definitely got caught up in the “death” of the live video streaming service, fueled by my now quite old desire to celebrate it[^1],

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Resurrecting the Compaq Computer Corporation with my COMPAQ Portable.

In September 2018, I bought perhaps my most prized possession: an original COMPAQ Portable. Unfortunately, it's succumbed to the common keyboard failure of the breed and I have yet to repair it.

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Considering my use of Git as a means to track revisions on my own writing, it's important to note that you should feel free to replace all instances of “software” in the statement below with “words,” “writing,” “expression,” etc.

While I appreciate tremendously the work and contribution of Arlo Bendiken in the form of The Unlicense, I would like to add that I see no need, personally, to make the refutation of Intellectual Property law regarding my own work into some profound ethical statement. As it stands, I have not to my knowledge been the victim of any sort of theft of any kind, and find the suggestion highly unlikely. If I am made aware of such a case, there is certainly a possibility that I may change my mind on this issue, so I suppose I should highlight that THESE TERMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE, though I suspect I would be more flattered and/or amused than actually offended.

I would also like to annotate that my use of this license should not be regarded as a suggestion that anyone else follow my example, or that I “believe in” taking such action regarding one's work, generally. While I did indeed take the time to set up a repository of John Perry Barlow's “The Economy of Ideas” in a bunch of different document formats, I do not necessarily agree with all of what he argued, especially in the context of the world 27 years later. If you are particularly interested in my opinion on the matter for whatever reason, here is what I have to say to you:

The principled beginning of The Open Web was a great moment in history, but – like all historical principles – it is extremely important that we consider context and maintain an appropriate level of criticism when looking back on old manifestos written by old white guys. In general, try your best to be reasonable.

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This is free and unencumbered software released into the public domain.

Anyone is free to copy, modify, publish, use, compile, sell, or distribute this software, either in source code form or as a compiled binary, for any purpose, commercial or non-commercial, and by any means.

In jurisdictions that recognize copyright laws, the author or authors of this software dedicate any and all copyright interest in the software to the public domain. We make this dedication for the benefit of the public at large and to the detriment of our heirs and successors. We intend this dedication to be an overt act of relinquishment in perpetuity of all present and future rights to this software under copyright law.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

For more information, please refer to https://unlicense.org

2023


2023-04-06: How to Fuck Text

2022


2022-09-14: On Drafts' Mail Integration
2022-09-01: Fucking Off Forever*
2022-08-06: Siri Shortcuts and the DJ Screw Discography
2022-07-02: Quick Key Command Formatting with ksc and Siri Shortcuts
2022-06-05: Retrieve Live NPR Program Information with Siri Shortcuts
2022-05-03: How I Maintain a Vocabulary List in Drafts with Terminology
2022-03-13: TildeTown on iPhone with Blink Shell
2022-03-04: Run Siri Shortcuts with Hyperlinks
2022-02-27: Apple Rag Review
2022-02-20: Windows Eternal Drafts Theme
2022-02-15: David Blue’s RoutineHub Library
2022-02-14: The Fastest Route to Twitter Jail
2022-02-13: Using Drafts with NeoCities
2022-02-12: Zalgo Text in a Keyboard Shortcut
2022-02-08: The Psalms’ 2021
2022-02-05: Automating Write.as Posts on macOS
2022-02-02: Text Replacement
2022-02-01: Telegram Extras
2022-01-07: I Trust Telegram
2022-01-01: Speedy Frames

2021


2021-12-06: David Blue on Twitter Blue
2021-11-26: Liberating UNIIQU3‘s “TECHNO IS BLACK” Playlist from Spotify
2021-09-19: iOS 15 Reviewed for My Family
2021-08-22: Siri Speech Synthesis in iOS 15
2021-08-09: Against All Strategic Social
2021-07-31: Mastodon for iPhone Review
2021-07-17: The State of Mastodon iOS Apps
2021-07-15: App Store Review Day (August 15th, 2021)
2021-06-28: Marco! Lives
2021-04-19: iPhone and Music: For Artists, Curators, and Enthusiasts
2021-03-01: Tweetbot 6 for iOS Review
2021-02-04: The Psalms' 2020

2020


2020-12-09: Concerning Discovery in Streaming Music
2020-11-25: Software Thanksgiving
2020-10-19: The Social Dilemma's Dilemma
2020-09-24: Indulging Once More in Digital Excess
2020-09-21: iOS 14's Anxious Destiny
2020-09-20: Varmilo VA108M
2020-09-03: I Bought a Desktop
2020-08-31: Finally Broke Windows
2020-08-16: Boomers' Destructive Generational Tastemaking Disaster
2020-08-09: SoundCloud Go+
2020-07-29: 'Greyhound''s Top-Side Pot Shot
2020-07-22: Email and I: An Abridged History
2020-06-01: Google Is Not God of The Web
2020-05-27: Changes and Updates
2020-05-26: Excerpt: Blimp's Burden, Chapter VI
2020-05-25: Star Trek Online Lives
2020-05-24: Discord is Better Than Slack
2020-05-20: Craig Toomey's Coronavirus
2020-05-20: Podcast
2020-05-19: Microsoft Build 2020 in Dogs
2020-05-15: Z̴͏a͞l͟g͝o͏ ̕G͟͝e͞n͞҉è̛ŗ͡a͝͞t̴o҉r͞ for iOS
2020-05-13: Kinship of the Jetta, Deserving
2020-05-12: Star Trek: Fuck
2020-05-11: Write.As Interview with CJ Eller
2020-05-03: Star Trek: Jowls
2020-04-29: Preferred Writing Instruments
2020-04-21: Dirty Dave’s Poweruser Tips
2020-04-17: You Know I'm Blogging
2020-04-12: 2019 Volkswagen Atlas Review

2019


2019-08-05: David Blue Master Link Index
2019-08-04: Digitizing the Soluble Protestant: Apple, Inc. & The Megachurch Industry
2019-08-04: The Open Web Is Living and Lovely
2019-07-29: David Blue on Vine: The Platinum Collection
2019-07-28: Philip Roth, *American Pastoral*
2019-06-28: Keeps
2019-05-30: Mastonaut for MacOS
2019-05-25: Colophon
2019-05-05: 3AM, Licking

2018


2018-12-24: Microsoft's Surface Laptop 2 Was Built for Me but You Should Buy One Too
2018-12-11: The Case for Chuck Klosterman
2018-12-05: Profound Revelations in iOS 12
2018-12-03: Goodbye, CR-V
2018-11-27: Tweetbot 5 for iOS Review
2018-11-19: Through an iPhone 4's Lens
2018-11-16: Out
2018-11-13: David Blue, Federated
2018-11-12: Illiteracy in American Media
2018-11-10: The Matchsellers' Inheritance
2018-10-17: West-Coast Indie Folk is Full of Battery-Burgling Megachurch Bands
2018-10-14: Revelations in Web Starvation
2018-09-25: Rod Canion with Brian McCullough
2018-09-23: Lotus SmartSuite and the year 2000
2018-09-21: Resurrecting the Compaq Computer Corporation
2018-07-21: Bandcamp: Streaming's Secret Savior
2018-07-14: A Brief, Unedited Reflection on the History of my Failed Media Projects
2018-06-22: ⨃🄝ɨ∁ɧ⍙℟ for iOS Review
2018-06-16: Evernote, Dropbox Paper, and The History of Word Processing
2018-05-29: Twitter Thrives on Incompetence
2018-05-28: The Precarious Legacy of the iPhone 8
2018-05-25: ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Is Dumb Luck Wrapped in Toxic Themes
2018-05-22: Why I Write About Technology
2018-05-22: Google Will Soon Replace God and The Church
2018-05-16: The White Island
2018-02-17: ‘Mom and Dad’’s Discrepant Defense Against Stale Industry and the Population Problem
2018-01-26: Three Billboards Outside Silva, North Carolina

2017


2017-10-07: Virtual Reality Virginity, Lost
2017-07-11: The Email Chic
2017-05-08: Mark Fuck and the Goofy Godheads
2017-04-17: Eugen Rochko, Saint of Federated Social
2017-04-10: On the Future of the Respected Audience
2017-03-17: Ablaze, the Fraternal Fallow

2016


2016-12-19: O'er the Ice for Stupified Usury
2016-10-01: Americana Trauma
2016-10-01: When We’ll Never Forget
2016-09-26: A Hasty Case for an Ingenuine White House
2016-09-22: Stop Settling for Mono Playback
2016-09-10: iOS 10's Speed Is Justification Enough
2016-09-07: Kilgore Trout on CreateSpace
2016-08-18: Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet: The Ego Divide
2016-08-16: A Thoroughfare
2016-07-29: Mississippi Queens
2016-07-22: Twelve Billion
2016-07-08: Wait's Weight
2016-06-26: Scapabobididdywiddilydoobapbapbaphobia
2016-05-10: Johnny Tsunami VI: Separate, But Equal
2016-05-08: Jacksonville Beach
2016-01-20: Stairs, Wiggling

2012


2012-11-16: Reunited with a Quaint, Wankel-Powered Friend
2012-10-25: Honda: From Trendsetters to Just Another Car Company
2012-10-11: Last Year of the NC: 2013 Mazda MX-5 Club Review

2011


2011-07-14: Automatics Suck

2001


2001-05-02: Test

1999


1999-12-31: Open
1999-06-01: The Church of COMPAQ

1994


1994-11-27: The Unlicense, Dave Edition
1994-02-16: Archive
1994-01-28: Recommendations
1994-01-27: Social
1994-01-27: Music
1994-01-27: Subscribe

Created using Dino Bansigan's Write.as Archive Page Generator. Thanks, Dino! :)

Data

Depending on your interest/experience, The Psalms is available in a whole bunch of formats.

Markdown

Perhaps the single most important discovery of my writing life, Markdown is a method of marking up HTML style within human-readable plain text. Because my CMS is Markdown-native to the core, any specific content URL (like this page, for example) can be appended with either .md or .json to see its source.

eBook

Thanks to Write.as' brilliant eBook generation feature, you can tell this (and any) Write.as blog to generate a .epub-formatted archive of its live contents by appending .epub to the end of its url like this.

I turned this process into a Siri Shortcut (mostly for the novelty) if you've got an iOS/iPadOS/macOS-running device.

API

I'm proud to say that Write.as' API was the target of my very first Big Boy API call, not so long ago. If you're new to the concept and curious, try running the command below in just about any command line:

curl -v -X GET https://write.as/api/collections/bilge/posts

...or you could just view the response from my last time around.

Compaq Portable 386

After writing “Dirty Dave's Poweruser Tips,” I thought it'd be appropriate to have a dedicated, ongoing recommendations page for my favorite/most recommended software. (I also really just wanted to use that incredible featured image.)

Writing

Bear

Bear is the most beautiful piece of software I've ever seen, both functionally and stylistically.

Typora

As an alternative to Bear, Typora is technically much more powerful. Customizable themes and folder selection allow the user to do virtually anything, which may be a downside for some.

Social

Mastodon

Mastodon may be dominated by the tech-oriented right now, but you have the power to change that. Back in 2017, I interviewed its creator, Eugen Rochko for Extratone.

Periscope

Periscope is one of the best places on the internet, ever. It's generally positive, fascinating, and entirely unique.

Discord

Discord is advertised as “chat for gamers,” but frankly, I think it's the best way to host an active social community. I built Extratone using our Discord server.

Email

Spark

“Love your email again” is Spark's logline, and it's a fairly accurate one. The ability to mark three emails as read at a time is absolutely invaluable for a smartphone-based mail application.

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