U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor???
I’ve been using this Surface Laptop 2 for several days now, but I’ve yet to come up with a proper name for it, which is distressing in its own right but now also a tremendous breach of The Sacred Process. I’m not sure what happened, but I seem to be plum out of original ideas, so I’m now going to commence a formal contest in which you can submit your suggestion in order to compete for a very special prize…
For as long as I own the machine, I shall shout the winner’s first name loudly and clearly before every boot up, regardless of the setting or the company. This is especially significant because I tend to reboot my computer a lot.
There are no other rules of the competition, per se, but I would advise you not submit something undignified, as I think I like this machine very much. Libel was the name I gave to my late last machine, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top that, personally.
I really appreciate your time and engagement. 🙂