Please Help Me Name my New Computer

U uP? Can I ask you a huge favor???

I’ve been using this Sur­face Lap­top 2 for sev­er­al days now, but I’ve yet to come up with a prop­er name for it, which is dis­tress­ing in its own right but now also a tremen­dous breach of The Sacred Process. I’m not sure what hap­pened, but I seem to be plum out of orig­i­nal ideas, so I’m now going to com­mence a for­mal con­test in which you can sub­mit your sug­ges­tion in order to com­pete for a very spe­cial prize…

For as long as I own the machine, I shall shout the winner’s first name loud­ly and clear­ly before every boot up, regard­less of the set­ting or the com­pa­ny. This is espe­cial­ly sig­nif­i­cant because I tend to reboot my com­put­er a lot.

There are no oth­er rules of the com­pe­ti­tion, per se, but I would advise you not sub­mit some­thing undig­ni­fied, as I think I like this machine very much. Libel was the name I gave to my late last machine, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top that, per­son­al­ly.

I real­ly appre­ci­ate your time and engage­ment. 🙂